100 Valentine’s Day captions for allll your V-Day feels

If you happen to be one of Cupid’s favorites and you have a special someone to celebrate Valentine’s Day with this year, there’s a lot to look forward to. The flowers, the chocolate, the gifts, the ~other stuff~(😉). But honestly, the day itself can be…a lot. The coordination! The panicked outfit selection! The fight for a dinner reservation! And! Not only are you expected to show your love IRL, but there's also this unspoken expectation to show your relationship on social media in honor of the day. With a perfect, but somehow effortless, pic of course. At the right time of day. And with a clever Instagram caption. Somehow this went from a sweet time to celebrate your loved ones to a human-sized pressure cooker disguised as a holiday.

Even for those of us who don’t have a boo, the holiday still manages to bring some heat—and not always the sexy kind. Maybe you want to show off your Galentine’s Day party, work celebration, or just flaunt your singledom on the ’gram for all the exes who’ve missed out to see. Whatever it is, there’s a caption for that.

Look, we get it. February 14 rolls around for all of us, yet everyone’s relationship situation is unique. Unfortunately, we can’t help you un-complicate things with your on-again, off-again situationship (although we will do our best to give spectacular advice). We can’t make a dinner res for you or deliver flowers. But, the very good news: We totally can provide you with those Instagram captions for whatever you decide to post, whether it’s a cutesy couples pic, a flower arrangement humblebrag, or even a solo self-love shot. Behold, the list of Valentine’s Day captions that will get alllll the hearts. You’re so welcome. Xoxo!

If your plans include a romantic getaway

• Hun in the sun!

• My forever travel partner.

• You make every day an adventure.

• The best place to be: with you.

• Islanded a good one. ;)

• Love is patience. Ask any couple you see in an airport together.

• Duos that sunburn together, stay together.

• Love you more than piña coladas. Even the ones with coconut flakes on top.

If you’re more lighthearted and less sappy

 

• Couples who laugh together last together.

• Here. Fine, our mandatory Valentine’s Day couple pic.

• Thank god I swiped right!

• We put the hot in hot mess.

• TBH, it’s embarrassing how in love we are.

• “Netflix and chill,” they said…

• The “she” to my “nanigans.”

• Dibs.

• My favorite person to cause commotion with. :)

• Did you know kissing uses 34 muscles? Heath is wealth.

• We stressed over what to caption this together. That's real love.

• Make some noise for my other half y’all.

If your love feels lyrical

• “I love you! Always forever!” —Donna Lewis

• “You are the best thing that’s ever been mine.” —Taylor Swift

• “Heaven is a place on earth with you.” —Lana Del Rey

• “My heart’s been borrowed and yours has been blue / All’s well that ends well to end up with you.” —Taylor Swift

• “My lonely days are over.” —Etta James

• “All of me loves all of you.” —John Legend

• “Must be love on the brain!” —Rihanna

• “Lucky I’m in love with my best friend. :)” —Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat

• “Love you like a love song.” —Selena Gomez

• “I see it, I like, I want it, I got it.” —Ariana Grande

• "What makes the sunset? What makes the moonrise? Is it my love for you?" —Frank Sinatra

• “You're the one I love! You're the one I need! You're the only thing I see!” —Beyoncé

• “Love yours.” —J. Cole

If you just wanna get a bit punny

• I like you bear-y much!

• Owl always love you.

• My tweetheart!

• A whole latte love.

• Don’t go bacon my heart!

If you’re posting adorable office party pics

• Having a heart-to-heart with the coworkers.

• This meeting absolutely should NOT have been an email.

• Get you a Party Planning Committee that can do both.

• Conference room or middle school V-Day dance? You decide.

• We’re all taking these flowers home, right?

If you’ve got the cutest couple's selfie

• Look at us. Hey. Look at us. Who woulda thought? Not me!

• If this were Love Island, I’d couple up with them every week.

• Cheers to my partner in crime.

• I love our love.

• Date night: 2024 edition.

• Our face cards refuse to decline.

• Don’t ask us how long it took to get a good shot.

• Say we’re cute or you’re blocked.

If you’re flexing some gorge flowers

• Who sent me these?????

• Merci bouquet.

• What in carnation!

• Today’s eye candy!

• Love is blossoming at my desk today…

• Gather ye rosebuds.

If you’re a book lover

• “I wish I knew how to quit you.” —Annie Proulx

• “If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.” —Jane Austen

• “We are asleep until we fall in love.” —Leo Tolstoy

• “Even if your heart is broken and attacking you, you’re still not better off without it.” —Rainbow Rowell

• “Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.” —Emily Brontë

• “Is this how it goes? You fall in love, and nothing seems truly scary anymore, and life is one big possibility?” —Jenny Han

• “One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.” —Paulo Coelho

• “The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you.” —Jalaluddin Rumi

• “I look at you and I would rather look at you than all the portraits in the world...” —Frank O’Hara

• “Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.”– Paulo Coelho

If you’re tryna show off a V-Day thirst trap

• Feeling Valentine’s, may delete later.

• Kiss me, I’m Irish Italian it doesn’t matter!

• V-Day ain’t over yet. ;)

• Heading out for Valentine’s Day, haha, unless…?

• Looking for some heart-eyes.

If you’ve got hand-holding pics to share 🥺🥺🥺

• Where you lead, I will follow.

• Always along for the ride.

• I’ll never let go.

• Dragged around but never a drag.

• Run away with me.

• The Sweaty Palms Committee. Membership count: 2

If you just want to brag about your S.O.

• You’re my favorite blanket stealer!

• Love your stupid face.

• Am I doing this Valentine’s thing right?

• Getting ready took FOREVER but we clean up nice. :)

• Here to report that the whole V-Day thing is still awkward [insert years together] later, LOL.

• Hired this handsome stranger to take a pic with me.

• Me and my #1 stan. (The feeling’s mutual)

If you’re single and loving it

• Ovaries before brovaries.

• I may be single, but I ain’t cynical.

• Lonely Hearts Club? I LOVE that band!!

• Just me, myself, and wine tonight.

• BRB, pretty busy tonight learning the Single Ladies choreo.

If you’re single and over it

• Happy Valentine’s Day, no one!

• Please Like this post, I need the validation today.

• Oh, is today a holiday or something?

• Roses are dead, just like my heart.

• “Sometimes I believe that some people are better at love than others, and sometimes I believe that everyone is faking it.” —Nora Ephron

No tricks, just treats

• Just here for the frosting.

• Pink’s my favorite flavor.

• Accepting any and all chocolate donations, please inquire within.

• ’Bout to have a conversation with THESE hearts.

• You like my discount candy? Gee, thanks, just bought it. 
   

Complied by: Leah Marilla Thomas, Annabel Iwegbue and Hannah Chubb 

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