These horny af pick up lines and compliments are actually worth trying

Listen: we all need a bit of help every now and then when it comes to flirting. Meeting new potential dates, or even keeping the spark alive with someone you've been seeing for a while, can be tricky sometimes. But don't worry, we've got you covered.

So, whether you're trying to let that person you fancy know that you're interested, or you're trying to turn on the person you're speaking to, or simply get laid, these are some of the dirtiest and funniest horny af pick-up lines and compliments. Of course, please remember that this kind of approach isn't everyone's cup of tea...

If you're trying to turn someone on and make them laugh, then try out some of these funny lines:

1."Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"

2. "Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?"

3. "Do I have to sign for your package?"

4. "Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9."

5. "Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you."

6. "Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be."

7. "If you were a flower you’d be a damn-delion."
8. "You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you."

9. "I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me."

10. "Baby, you’re so hot, you make the Equator look like the North Pole."

11. "Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride you’ll always finish first."

12. "Are you flappy bird? Because I could tap you all night."

13. "You’re on my list of things to do tonight."

14. "Want to save water by showering together?"

15. "Are those pants from space? Because your ass is out of this world."

16. "Are you a sea lion? ‘Cause I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight."

17. "There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!"

18. "You’re like my pinky toe, because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house."

19. "Are you a sprinkler? Because you’re making me wet."

20. "Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon."

21. "I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down."

22. "Are you a haunted house? I’m going to scream when I’m in you."

23. "Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you."

24. "Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine."

25. "Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I’d love to spread them."

26. "I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses… One leg over each ear."

27. "Great dress. I’m sorry I’ll have to rip it apart."

28. "You’re just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing."

29. "Are you a stack of dirty dishes? ‘Cause I want to get you wet and do you all night long."