Celebrities Aren’t Into Your Tiny Tat Trend

Li’l zodiac symbols, miniscule pet pics, delicate cursive—been there, Pinned that, got the targeted ads to prove it. But while we normies spend months on end debating whether a subtle so-hot-RN finger tattoo could make us unemployable and/or our mothers disown us, famous people are still out there inking up their literal entire bods! These masterpieces are the biggest ‘They’re most-definitely not like us’ flex since ‘I clearly don’t have to carry any of my own sh*t’ micro purses. Here’s a fun little ranking for ya, from almost normal size to absolutely huuge.



We have...questions, Ben!

We’d do this, too, if we could afford to get it removed.

Smol-ish

 
Miley Cyrus
She could hide this art under regular clothes, but...why?

Rihanna
A ‘tribute to her grandma’ in the form of an underboob Egyptian goddess. Sure.

Lady Gaga
Tried *so* hard not to make a pun about how she wasn’t ‘born this way’, but here we are.

Scarlett Johansson
So sweet! So floral! So perfect for low-back dresses on a red carpet!

Angelina Jolie
The OG 
trend-bucking ink fiend.

Ben Affleck
Show us this 
as a warning the next time we go to a tat parlour and ask for ‘something random’.
enormous