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Here are some of the weirdest things people have said and done after sex ft. Reddit

...it's a mix of bizarre, awkward, and downright hilarious!

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We'll be the first to admit that Reddit has officially become our go-to for unexpected moments of entertainment. Whether it's an outlandish did that really happen? story or a hilarious thread of unexpected reactions to relatively normal situations, there's always something to keep us scrolling. And I say "relatively" because, let's face it, Reddit isn’t exactly the place for normal content—things can go from zero to weird in no time. Take, for instance, the conversations surrounding some of the most awkward after and in-between-sex moments. 

Somehow people feel very comfortable sharing their weirdest sex moments on Reddit, and we have to admit, they're a glorious blend of bizarre, awkward, and downright hilarious! And because we couldn’t resist sharing them with you, here are some of the weirdest things people have said and done during and after sex—from bizarre confessions to truly baffling reactions—that will make you feel a whole lot better about your own awkward experiences. Believe us, they will leave you both laughing and cringing at the same time.  Take a look! 

 

“At the moment of climax, he groaned and said: ‘I want you inside me’ For reference, I’m a girl.” – ConsuelaBnanahmmk

“I told him to "move faster" and he heard ‘Mufasa’ so he roared” – Skympi

“not me but a best friend of mine, they were in the middle of sex when the boy choked her suddenly as a joke and says, ‘Die, die, you filthy monster.’ in a gritty voice while f****** her 😭” – JHeilsburg

“I win this one. So my ex and me had just finished and he was still inside of me. THIS B**** STARTS PRAYING TO GOD FOR FORGIVENESS. I’m lay underneath him like 👁👄👁 then he ends his prayer, removes himself from me and then goes straight to sleep leaving me there thinking wtf just happened” – Anonymous 

“Told me my vagina reminded him of his mother. You can't imagine how fast I was out of there.” – cheesygiiirl

 

 

“We were in missionary and he started rubbing his face on my face like a cat does when they’re being affectionate with you.” – Foxynymph

“She rubbed some of my cum on my forehead and said ‘Simba’.” – Yo_Eli_Here

“After I’d been inside her for about 10 mins - ‘I shouldn’t be doing this, I have a boyfriend. Don’t stop, just promise me you’ll walk me to his house afterwards so I can break up with him’” – StonedMason85

“I hooked up with a guy and he saw a book on my night stand and casually told me that he had read that book because there wasn't much else to do in prison but read.” – Celistar99

“Not technically right after, but a partner was on top one time and she blurted out ‘It would be so hot if I had a knife and could just slice your balls off while I am on you’...” – justduett

 

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