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10 funny Hinge prompts to make your matches actually lol

Humor is so! hot rn!

Nov 3, 2024
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No matter how well-versed you are on dating apps, after long enough, looking through profiles can start to feel like sifting through a blur of “loves to travel” and “looking for a partner in crime” clichés. Enter: Hinge (“the dating app designed to be deleted”) and its prompt feature. These genius convo starters are the perfect way to start showing off your sparkling personality, especially when you work funny Hinge prompts into your profile. Like, hi, swiping right on you just became irresistible.

If you’re new to Hinge prompts, dating coach and Hinge director of relationship science Logan Ury says they’re essentially just an easier, low-stakes way to break the ice and get the conversation started. “Hinge prompts provide a more authentic glimpse into who someone is, what they’re looking for, and what dating them would be like,” she says. "Humour can create powerful connections when we’re first getting to know someone. In fact, a majority (92 percent!) of Hinge daters told us that they consider a shared sense of humour an important factor when considering being in a relationship with someone.”

Whether it’s a clever pun, a hilarious confession, or just an unexpected twist in storytelling, the right prompt can set the stage for a conversation that might just lead to more. So if you’re ready to infuse your Hinge profile with a lil bit of humour, you’ve come to the right place. Below, we’re diving into the funniest Hinge prompts (and expert-approved answers) that’ll help you find a match that’s *almost* as hilarious as you.

How do Hinge prompts work?

The good news is that Hinge prompts are super straightforward. Very simply, they’re short questions/answers you display on your profile that allow you to showcase who you are and prompt a conversation. “Hinge prompts help get the conversation started with potential matches,” Ury explains. “Think about your profile as your opening line in a conversation—something your match can respond to or ask a follow-up question about.”

With just 150 characters and space to showcase only three prompts, the key here is to keep things short and sweet/flirty/sassy/honest/whatever. And while you might be tempted to make this your space for testing out new standup material, Ury says the key is to balance humor with vulnerability.

“Making your profile all one flavor is a common mistake we’ve seen time and time again,” she explains. “If it’s overly serious and sappy, people will assume you have no sense of humor. On the flip side, if it’s all jokes and sarcasm, it will be difficult to tell who you really are.”

That said, if you’re ready to mix some humor into your v honest and v alluring profile, we’ve gotchu. Feel free to copy + paste any of the funny Hinge prompts below—just don’t forget to invite us to the wedding, mmk?


I’m overly competitive about…

Use this prompt if you want to show off your playful side. It’s a lighthearted way to share your quirks and passions, whether it’s board games, fantasy football, or who can eat the most tacos. Ury says the catch is to think of something that’s funny *and* says something about you.

What you can say:

- Who can hit the most consecutive green lights while driving.
- My Delta SkyMiles points.
- Mini-golf: I’ve been known to do a victory dance after a hole-in-one.

My BFF’s take on why you should date me...

This prompt is a creative way to include an endorsement that’s both funny and heartwarming. Whether it’s boasting about your unbeatable pancake recipe or your knack for explaining tech issues, a friend’s funny and fond perspective can make your profile stand out.

- “You won’t find anyone else who gets as genuinely excited about fixing all your spreadsheet formulas.”
- “They’re the only person I know who can parallel park in one try.”
- “They somehow make going to the DMV feel less like a circle of hell and more like, well, just going to the DMV.”
 

We’ll get along if…

There are obviously many different routes you can take here, but Ury says this is the chance to get a little vulnerable while keeping it light. The prompt is perfect for setting the stage for compatibility based on shared values, quirky traits, or even your lifestyle choices, so say something that reveals more about you while hinting at your clever side.

- We’d both consider inviting our therapists to our wedding.
- Your idea of a good time includes deep discussions about whether a hot dog is a sandwich.
- You’ve also been known to leave concerts early to beat the traffic.

First round is on me if…

This is a great opener for showing that you’re generous, social, and ready to have a good time. Best part? It eases some of the tension when going into a first date because you already have an inside joke. Use this to tease a bit of your personality or set up a playful challenge.

What you can say:

- You agree that Die Hard is absolutely not a Christmas movie.
- You can guess my go-to karaoke song.
- You can justify pineapple on pizza in five words or less.

Together, we could…

Time to paint a picture of what a partnership with you might look like. This prompt gives you the chance to be creative and dream up scenarios that are either delightfully mundane or excitingly adventurous. Aim for a mix of humor and charm to catch the interest of someone who’s looking for a genuinely good time.

What you can say:

- Try every taco spot in the city until we find ~the one~.
- Start a two-person book club where we read and discuss all the books that were definitely better than their movies.
- Break the world record for the longest time spent marathoning Netflix.

My simple pleasures...

This prompt is all about the small things that oddly satisfy you, and it’s a perfect chance to show off your quirky sense of humor. Share those unexpectedly joyful moments that might make someone laugh or shake their head in amused agreement.

What you can say:

Watching people try to pull push doors—it never gets old.
The sound of silence when my parents finally stop talking about the weather.
Sneaking my own snacks into the movies. The more elaborate, the better.

I’m weirdly attracted to…

Whether it’s a peculiar hobby, an unusual personality trait, or something as simple as an odd fashion choice, this prompt is perfect for sharing those unconventional or quirky attractions that make you unique.

What you can say:

- People who can name every state capital.
- Socks with sandals. What can I say? Comfort (and not showing your bare feet in public) is sexy.
- People who use excessively fancy words for no reason. Tell me you’re a sesquipedalian without telling me you’re a sesquipedalian.

A life goal of mine…

Looking to share something meaningful or amusing about your future ambitions? Whether it’s a serious life achievement or a more whimsical aim, this prompt is your chance to showcase your depth or passions with a pinch of your personality.

What you can say:

- Is to win an argument with a cat. As a childless cat lady, I’m not sure it’s possible, but I’m committed to trying.
- Is to taste every type of cheese in the world.
- Is to finally learn how to fold a fitted sheet without sweating or swearing.

People often ask me…

Ever wonder why certain questions keep popping up in conversation? This prompt is your stage to share those head-scratchers or hilarious inquiries you can’t seem to escape. Whether it’s a bizarre talent or an obscure factoid that makes you a hit at parties, this is where you let that uniqueness shine.

- Why I know so much about shark movies. (Spoiler: It’s a deep-sea fascination + a love for terrible CGI.)
- How I can sleep through alarms like they’re lullabies.
- If I’m actually as tall as I say in my profile. Yes, I am—and yes, the weather is fine up here at 5'4".

You should leave a comment if…

This prompt is your invitation for others to engage with something specific and fun. It’s perfect for setting up a quirky challenge or shared interest that might just spark a connection, Ury says. Whether it’s an uncommon hobby, a passion, or a playful challenge, use this to filter for someone who shares your particular brand of fun.

What you can say:

- You know the best spots for live music that aren’t plastered all over social media.
- You think you can beat me—the 5th-grade free-throw champ—in a game of Horse.
- You’re scared to swipe left, and I become the one that got away...


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