Li’l zodiac symbols, miniscule pet pics, delicate cursive—been there, Pinned that, got the targeted ads to prove it. But while we normies spend months on end debating whether a subtle so-hot-RN finger tattoo could make us unemployable and/or our mothers disown us, famous people are still out there inking up their literal entire bods! These masterpieces are the biggest ‘They’re most-definitely not like us’ flex since ‘I clearly don’t have to carry any of my own sh*t’ micro purses. Here’s a fun little ranking for ya, from almost normal size to absolutely huuge.
We have...questions, Ben!
We’d do this, too, if we could afford to get it removed.
Smol-ish
Miley Cyrus
She could hide this art under regular clothes, but...why?
Rihanna
A ‘tribute to her grandma’ in the form of an underboob Egyptian goddess. Sure.
Lady Gaga
Tried *so* hard not to make a pun about how she wasn’t ‘born this way’, but here we are.
Scarlett Johansson
So sweet! So floral! So perfect for low-back dresses on a red carpet!
Angelina Jolie
The OG
trend-bucking ink fiend.
Ben Affleck
Show us this
as a warning the next time we go to a tat parlour and ask for ‘something random’.
enormous